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This is a transcript of the episode Bionic Dog. It's still under construction.
(Hydo loop opens to reveal Adam)
Adam: Guys! Guess what I found!(Otis comes out of hydro loop and Leo and Bree start to pet it)
Leo: Where did you get a dog?
Bree: And please do not say from a guy with sunglasses and a cane.
Adam: No. He started sniffing me when I got on the hydro loop, then he went crazy and wouldn't leave me alone.
Chase: And did you by any chance have meat in your pocket?
Adam: No! Wait, is salami a meat?
Chase: He can't stay.
Adam: Woah! Did you see that? You said stay, and he did. He's a genius!
(Douglas walks in.)
Douglas: Otis!? (whistles and Otis comes to him, and he starts to pet him) Aw, that's my dog! He was a stray I took in and nursed him back to health, back when Krane and I bought our first evil lair together! Actually, it was more of an evil townhouse.
Bree: How where we ever afraid of you?
Douglas: Ooh, this guy got me through some pretty rough times.
Leo: Well, its nice to hear that you had someone to comfort you while you were plotting to kill us.
Douglas: I think Otis ran away because Krane terrified him! He must've been searching for me forever. I bet he smelled my scent on Adam and followed him back here!
Bree: Are you sure that's the same dog?
Douglas: Absolutely, watch this! Otis sit, (Otis sits) look left, (points left and Otis looks left) look right, (Otis looks right) speak. (Otis barks)
Adam: I can't even do all that!
Douglas: I'll tell you another little secret: Otis has super strength.
Chase: Wait! You gave bionics to an animal?
Douglas: Yeah, he was injured and I did it to save his life.
Chase: Well, I'm glad you saved him but I also can't believe the fact that you wasted bionics on a dog.
Douglas: I wouldn't say wasted. Do your thing Otis.
(Otis kicks Chase with his super strength)
Adam: Cool! I thought I was gonna have to train him to do that.
Adam: Chase, could you keep it down? Otis and I are playing cards. Alright, what'd ya got? Another ace? Man, you're a lot better than the other dogs I play with.
Chase: (sniffles) Adam, that fur factory is making me sneeze. You have got to get rid of him.
Adam: Stop right there. Otis is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Chase: Oh, really? Better than being a bionic superhuman, and going on life-saving missions?
Adam: Mm-hmm. He lets me rub his belly.
Douglas: 'Sup, Otis?
Douglas: Is he still making you sneeze?
Chase: (sighs) Yes. I must be allergic to him.
Adam: Whoa, whoa, whoa. How do you know he's not allergic to you?
Adam: Okay. Chill out. I know just the thing that'll make you feel better. Hit it, Otis.
(playing up-tempo tune on digital piano)
Adam: Not his best. He's much better on guitar.
Douglas: Adam, I know you love Otis, I do too. But Chase can't live like this.
Adam: Fine. I have a solution. Chase lives in a bubble.
Chase: I'm not living in a bubble!
Adam: You're right. It'll be much easier if you just leave the island. Thank you for your service, and good luck.
Douglas: No, no. He's right. Chase was here first, so Otis has to go.
Chase: (sarcastically) Oh, thank you so much for choosing me over a dog.
Douglas: Well, it wasn't easy.
Adam: (to Douglas) How could you just cave like that?
Douglas: (scoffs) Relax. We're not gettin' rid of Otis.
Adam: Ah, I get it. So we're taking Chase to the pound.
Douglas: No, we're gonna hide Otis.
Adam: Right. Then we take Chase to the pound.
Leo: So bottom line, sweetie pie, I really am the glue that binds this bionic team together.
Shelly: Leo, I love it when you talk about you.
Leo: And I love that you love when I talk about me.
Shelly: I could talk to you all day, Leo.
Leo: So glad you're my lady.
Bree: Who you talking to, Leo?
Leo: Mr. Davenport.
Bree: That sounded like a girl.
Leo: I think we can both agree that is one of his many faults.
Leo: Okay. It's this new girl I've been talking to.
Bree: Wow, I never knew you were such a ladies' man.
Leo: I've been trying to tell you.
Leo: Yes, beautiful?
Shelly: My battery's on four percent. Can you put me on the charger?
(Leo turns off phone and puts it in his pocket)
Bree: Wait, the girl that you've been talking to is your phone?
Leo: No. What makes you say that? Shelly, stop vibrating; I'll talk to you later.
(Bree starts to walk off)
Leo: Okay. Shelly is my new smartphone assistant. Start off with a few meaningless reminders. Leo, don't forget your wallet, Leo, brush your teeth...
Bree: Leo, the bus is here to take you to wacky-town?
Leo: Look, she learned all my habits, and she knows me better than anyone. Shelly gets me. And for $39.99 a month, she is gonna continue to get me.
Bree: Look, I don't know what's sadder. That fact that you're dating your phone or that I think your phone can do better.
Adam: Otis, Chase is coming. Hide. I can still see you.
Chase: Adam, Are you reading a book?
Adam: No, I am pretending to read a book.
Chase: Ugh, why am I still sneezing?
Adam: Because you refuse to live in a bubble.
(Chase leaves the room)
Adam: Pretty smooth, huh? Come on, Otis. I think it’s time for you to teach me that chess game you’re always talking about.
Chase: Aha! I knew it. My allergies are worse than ever. You kept Otis!
Adam: What? No, this isn’t Otis. Stand, Otis. This is our long-lost cousin, Bulgia. From, the old country where shaving is illegal.
Chase: Adam, that’s a dog in a blanket.
Adam: Look, I know she isn’t the most attractive woman, but she’s family!
Chase: Oh no, there has been an accident in the explosives area.
Adam: Oh, let’s go. Come on, Bulgia. Let’s show Chase that trick where you run like a dog.
(In the explosives area)
(Adam digs him out and Chase helps him up)
Chase: What happened?
Douglas: I don't know. I was in her doing inventary and when I turned the corner I tripped on something and everything fell.
Chase: This was no accident. Someone stung this tripwire.
Adam: You're right. And it was stretched from here to hero, which means, it had to have been someone with at least... 12 foot arms.
Chase: Someone rigged that wire to the explosives. Imagine if it had been rigged properly and had worked. The whole place would have blown, with you in it.
Adam: Hey, I've got an idea. (bend down next to Otis) Sniff Otis. Now go get the bad guy.
(Otis walks up to Chase)
Adam: I knew it! It was you!
Chase: I live here! Why would I want to blow this place up!
Adam: Don't ask me to explain the motives of a madman. Let me measure your arms.